What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Obama

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I tell an anti joke!.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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