Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Women's professional sports

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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My tractor broke down.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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