Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Women's rights.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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VAGINA.

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Dick spice

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Guess what? The Game.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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