9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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69.... is a number

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Animal

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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