I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Anti Joke

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