Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Women's Rights

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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