Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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maddie latino

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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