Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What would Muhammed do?

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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