NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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