What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

a black man walks out of popeyes

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

2+2= 478

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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