Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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I walk into a bar...

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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