Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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I'm Polish.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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