Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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nothing

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Boom.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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:3

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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^that joke's not funny

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Your mum is dead

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