Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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this is not an anti joke

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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