Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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