speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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