Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Of course, first door on your left

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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