A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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