women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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