The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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