Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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ballsack

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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