Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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knock knock your gay

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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