roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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A man sat on a chair

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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