A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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rarw

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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i like tits

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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