What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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