dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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