Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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im a willy bum bum

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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leon harney ya pikey

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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