What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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