What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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quantum physics?

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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