Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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