Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Communism

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Anti Joke

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