What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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