How Long is a Chinese man.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Ron Paul for President!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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.....Carrot Top....

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ure mama's so fat

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Is this a chair?

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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