How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A kid has no friends.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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