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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Anti Joke

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