What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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