A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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