What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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