What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Anti Joke

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