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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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