- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

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