Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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