What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

guess what? chicken butt.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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