Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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