What is brown and sticky?

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Poop.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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