Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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I'm HIV positive.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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You have friends

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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