A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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cory is gay

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Anti Joke

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