What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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