How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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