Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Jaden McMichael

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A midget walked under a bar.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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