What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Tilt your screen back

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who ever is reading this....

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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Pen15

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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