- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

God wrote this joke.................................

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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