The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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