What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Amputations.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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