A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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HEY!

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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hello anomonous

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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