Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Black people

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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the lemon was sweet.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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