Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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punchline below punchline above

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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