Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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kieran is a homosexual

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