Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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