hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

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