Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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