What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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