A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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