- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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