How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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