A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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