What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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why?

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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