Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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T u r n i p s

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