- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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