Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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