What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

The penn state football administration

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

dog

people magazine

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Gadaffi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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