- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Men's rights

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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