What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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LOL May Wong

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

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