- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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