How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

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