you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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An antijoke

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Lil' Wayne

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BUT HWY?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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want to go home? yea

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What's up? The sky.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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