Got milk? No.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Caitlyn.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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