what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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This is Heading 1

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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