What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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12 niqqa 12.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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