What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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