Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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who else is on here?

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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im gay because im gay

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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