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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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marble

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Once upon a cross

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Women's Sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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