Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Girls soccer

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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