- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

KKK

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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