What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A van drives into a car.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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