Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Dumbledore dies.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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