Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Your social life.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Anti Joke

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