Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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