A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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