Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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wood cant chuck wood

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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shut up

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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