why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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