9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Jokes are funny.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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