Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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