To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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