Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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The american education system.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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