A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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V I T A M I N C !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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