Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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whats really hot the sun

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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