- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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