WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why was the woman?

Detroit has a low crime rate

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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