Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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