Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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You have friends

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Yock

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

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