Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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1 + 1 = 3

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I love you.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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school homewrok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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