a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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black chicken. kfc

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

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