full house

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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