- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

who is not good looking? mon morello

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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