I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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