Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Skrillex.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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hi

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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