What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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my wife out of the kitchen

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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I am a real homosexual

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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you see theres this guy.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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