- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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