John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Im about to rewrite History....... History

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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