Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Robin, get in the car, please.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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