a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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XD Jackass.

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Sex education in Texas.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Twenty-Four

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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