this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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