T-Dog scare me

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Terry has ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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