A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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