What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Ouch.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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