2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Justin with a hat.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why Because

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Pinus Testicles

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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