A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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People Order Our Patties

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Gorden Brown.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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I like jokes.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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