Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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haha.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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