What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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Women's rights.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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