Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Scientology.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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