Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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