- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Banana

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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