What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Nickelback

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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