Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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A cat playing laser tag.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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