heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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