Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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