Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Garry Glitters on here

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Bacon is delcious.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Anti Joke

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