How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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The Irish man was sober.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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The MLS

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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