Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A train poops its pants.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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