Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Ebola

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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