whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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WNBA

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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