mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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???????????? WTF?

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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