what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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