- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

An English man walks into a pub.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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