what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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A man walks into a pole.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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The cream, it is coming

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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