Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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