What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Jimmy Saville

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Do u take sugar?

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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