My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Good job, son.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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