Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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womens rights

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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