Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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swag

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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