What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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How old are you? 20

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You know whats funny Aids

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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how did the man die he didnt

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Republicans

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women's rights

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Gay republicans

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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