A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

thumb_up thumb_down -11

4

thumb_up thumb_down +211

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +5,787

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +22,992

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

thumb_up thumb_down +3,444

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -501

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

thumb_up thumb_down +3,735

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

planking.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops