THE GAME

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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outside your comfort zone

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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