what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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all these jokes suck ass

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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