A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Myspace

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Joke.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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