Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Christianity.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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