An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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I have read the terms and conditions

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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