What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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whats black and large -me

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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