How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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69 :)

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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