Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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whats my name? Matt

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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