obamas trench

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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