Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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