What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Anti Joke

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