- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

You're so straight!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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