yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Boom.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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