yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Noah is Smart.

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Your mom.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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