How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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You all have Aids

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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