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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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