Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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One below was by me: Walter H

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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