What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Your mother is so fat.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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