Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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