a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Johnson stops eating

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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