Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Unflushed Shit...

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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