What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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That's Racist

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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