What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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