Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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