I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Anti Joke

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