There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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