What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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