If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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I am very humble.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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I'm taken

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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gay marriage.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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nba live 13

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Anti Joke

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