- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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