whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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