If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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