What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Cows go moo.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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White NBA players.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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3 like an eel

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