What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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flavin's head

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What's up? A direction...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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