Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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