A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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