Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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