whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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long in the tooth!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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