whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Take this and put it- No.

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Hello

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

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