its snowing on mount fuji

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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The MLS

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Anti Joke

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