Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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