An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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