My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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i like turtals and kids

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knock knock who's there?

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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knock knock Come in.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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girls basketball

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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jews

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