- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Black people having a Job.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did you say? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

-knock knock! -doors open

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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