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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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