What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Jordan is pregant

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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