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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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