A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Morning wood.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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LIFE :(

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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