Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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