- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

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