The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Men's Sports

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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