Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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alert("The Game");

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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