why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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