- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why Did the throw up He was sick

America

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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