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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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