What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Do you love me? No.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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