- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

God is real.

A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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