Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Penis.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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