ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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what sucks? things that suck

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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