A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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womens rights

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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knock knock go away

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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