What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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