why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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neil likes pube toast

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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