Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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