A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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captcha: all yer base

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Starter clothing

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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