Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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The FCC

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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