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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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BUT HWY?

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Anal cheese curds.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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