What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Did you know?

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Anti Joke

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