How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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