- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Shit.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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