whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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