why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6,002

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

thumb_up thumb_down

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

A man walks into an anti Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops