Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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