What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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The song Friday Rules!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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Your mum is dead

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White NBA players.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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