- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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