where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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