69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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