It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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