Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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So you there Red?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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AROUND

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Barack Obama

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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