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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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David Cameron

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