What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Michael Brown

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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rape that shit

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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