Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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