Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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5 people are walking

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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