Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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You suck big fat slobber

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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