how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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