Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Your biggest fan.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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