Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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