whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

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