What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Horse.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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I shot a bitch.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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does this look unsure to you?

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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