A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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i like turtals and kids

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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