What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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