YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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