What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Don't rape me!

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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one of the idiot

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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