Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Anti Joke

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