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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Your face

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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