What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Womens rights.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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