whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Bitch

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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