Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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i had sex.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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