- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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