Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's two plus two? Window

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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