- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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