Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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