What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What's 9 +10 19

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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