Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Romans rights.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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