What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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My life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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