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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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