- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

.....Carrot Top....

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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