What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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2 black kids walk into school

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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