Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Women's rights.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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