- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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