Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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