How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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