What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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