What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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