A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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womens sports...

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Please? No.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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