Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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