pickle juice?

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Runescape.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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