whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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oh hiya come in

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Knock knock.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Women Voting

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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