*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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