whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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