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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Anti Joke

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