Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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www.xnxx.com

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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