What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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out of your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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