How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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knock knock go away

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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