girls lacrosse

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A ginger was with his friends

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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