Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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