How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Anti Joke

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