King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Did you know? . You already know!

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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cancer

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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WNBA

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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