What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Your doorbell is broken.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Hi colton

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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