How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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