What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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a ginger has a soul

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Dead babies.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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