Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

read me write me

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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