Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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i hate black people

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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