Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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