jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Anti Joke

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