What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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matty russel are you on here

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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