Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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