Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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