What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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The Princess is in another castle

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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