- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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