What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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your mother

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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i have cancer

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Slavery

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Chrissy is funny.

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Anti Joke

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