theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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hiya

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Woman rights.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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