Do your parents know you're gay?

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Get in the car.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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