roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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hi iggy

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's circular and round A circle

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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