Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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