LIE

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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