How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Gay rights.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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