Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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sdfrgtyuki

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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here kitty kitty

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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whos gay? you are

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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