How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Seven

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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