KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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womans rights...

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Logan's gay

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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im a willy bum bum

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Guess what What

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