once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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What black and has children A black man

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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