Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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A woman's opinion

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What fires shots? A gun

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Anti Joke

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