Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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This is not a good joke.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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