A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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lol

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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