What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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