why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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