why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Woman's rights.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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