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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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