What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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