Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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once upon a time, it snowed

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Women's Rights..

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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mark lawson likes boys

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