How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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charlie sheen

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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THe Election

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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