- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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haha black people :D

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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