what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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The WNBA.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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