Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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twilight

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