What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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the your face joke

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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