- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

run farther?

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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