A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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TELL

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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