- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

This isn't funny.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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