why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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