Women's rights

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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get in the car.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Tim likes girls

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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