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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Guess what? The Game.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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whats chinese noodles

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Wright flyer

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Anti Joke

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