How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Gestapo.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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