knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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