- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

balls

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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