whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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My parents died!

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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