What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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