whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What break when you talk?

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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