- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

a black guy with rights in 1924

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.