Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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A walrus walks into a bar

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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