Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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