Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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