- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

matt shut up

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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