What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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