A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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A train poops its pants.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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