What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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asd

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Alchohol.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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