Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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