What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Bumsniffer

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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