What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Your social life.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Chuck Norris died.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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