Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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