Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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poop

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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