Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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