- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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