What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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democracy

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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How did th-A fridge.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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42

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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