3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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