Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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A Weight loss service that works

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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