What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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balls in ya mouf

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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