Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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I <3 Hitler

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Emily Walker.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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