What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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