what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Buzi vagy!

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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