So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Good boy

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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