- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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