What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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