What is 6 plus 9? 15

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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YOLO

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SPAMS!!!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Mmmm, donuts

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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