Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Penis.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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i have a christmas tree.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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