The EPA.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A black person in the NHL

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

George Bush.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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