Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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