Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How old is your mom Dead

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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69.... is a number

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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ps3

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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