How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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oh hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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