Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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The.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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baby seal walks into a club

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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