Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Anti Joke

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