I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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dildo

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