What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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This one time at band camp....

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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women

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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