Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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mexicans fishing

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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I have aids

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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