if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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