Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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