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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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