- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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