Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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