Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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balls in ya mouf

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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FUCK YOU

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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I'm Spartacus

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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