What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Sex. That is all.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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