What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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women's rights.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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America

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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