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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What's big? Jupiter.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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