There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Womens' sports

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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womens rights

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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