Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What does water smell like? water.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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