When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Colby Michael Schluter

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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