Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

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