Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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