Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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