What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Corn Muffins

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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YOLO

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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9/11

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Anti Joke

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