Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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austins gay lolololol

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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