Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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GOODBYE

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