Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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you just lost the game

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Anti Joke

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