- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

the midget went to the midget store

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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