- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

European on my shoes, buddy.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a fish swimming in the water swims

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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