Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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bologna

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Tony Romo

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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