- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

these are shit

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

don't just stand there

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Psychics.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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