knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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knock, knock come in

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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