- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What color is a banana? yellow.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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