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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Heartlight

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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