Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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Women's rights.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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It's all Taggart

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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