What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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