A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Poop

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Anti Joke

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