Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Women's rights.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Farts smell bad!

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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canadians

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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