Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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hey bill!

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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