What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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British Dentistry

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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