Massie is a fatass

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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