What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Who is it?

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Anti Joke

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