What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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THE GAME

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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