I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Anti Joke

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