Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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