KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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A black guy with his family.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Sex

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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A dyslexic blind man

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