- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

An Asian fails their maths exam.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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