"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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