If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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