awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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