Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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the economy.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Balls

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Anti Joke

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