Tony Romo

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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