- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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