Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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