For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What black and has children A black man

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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