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PSN IS UP

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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