What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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