- Anti Joke

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

An asian walks out of math class

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

whats 2+2? 1

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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