Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

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