Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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