there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Black People.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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