What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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women's rights

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A women president

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sarah taylor

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Gestapo.

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