Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Get in the car.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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You.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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