If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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