-knock knock! -doors open

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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