how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Albert <3 Hunter

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Anti Joke

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