An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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The jets are a good team..

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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