What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Women's rights

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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