Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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