What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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shut up iggy

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Ross.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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your face is kinda funny

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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