A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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8============D PEN1S

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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