Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Jovan

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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