Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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JUST KIDDING^

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Nicholas Cage

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Anti Joke

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