what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Worst joke ever

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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