Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Replacement Referees

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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