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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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