A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Jewish People

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