knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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