Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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