What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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