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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Poop

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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ur gay

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

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