whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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