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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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