- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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anal seepage

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Woman's Rights.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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toast points

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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whats forever alone me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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