Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Kys

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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