Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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more like nig!

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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