Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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