Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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