How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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children burning

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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