What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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