Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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