Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Your sex life.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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