What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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