BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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hello

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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