Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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poopoo

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whats 2+2? math.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Faithful men.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Im cute hehehee

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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