What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Psychics.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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