raisin boogers

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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