Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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planking.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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<=3 penis

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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