Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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