What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Women's rights

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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