A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Penis.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Anti Joke

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