What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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