Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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