Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

I read the terms of service.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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