A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

i was molested.

Matthew Wyckoff

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

So. The gays. ...

I saw a poor man named rich

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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