What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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