A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Anti Joke

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