Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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