What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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