- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

A homosexual walks into a church

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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