Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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No

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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The cream, it is coming

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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