Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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