Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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womens rights

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Womens Rights

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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