When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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69, hahaha

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I'm sn otter

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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