Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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