how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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heat!

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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IU football

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