Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Donald Trump

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Sarah Palin

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Anti Joke

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