Baseball

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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a retard lost...

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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