people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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