- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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