Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Nah

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Anti Joke

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