why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Obama 2012

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Anti Joke

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