I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Poop

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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feces

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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