Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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