why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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antijoke is the best website.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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