what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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