a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Rock mattress.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Period Blood

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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