How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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