YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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