Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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