Vicky is my best friend.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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9/11.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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