You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Anti Joke

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