What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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