How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Anti Joke

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