Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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