Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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penis

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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