What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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8============D PEN1S

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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JUST KIDDING^

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Nicholas Cage

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