Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Boner

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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GONNA

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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