i like tits

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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