Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Julian Ha.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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The Pope

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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