- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

girls basketball

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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