How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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matt is fat

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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