knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Black People.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Morning wood.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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call of duty world at war

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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