When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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ASSCHEEKS

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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