Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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nick toth

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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