Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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cory is gay

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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