Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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a retard lost...

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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cancer

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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