What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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black people. that is all...

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Nothing yet CC

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Moooo

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Sex. That is all.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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