A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Nicolas Cage

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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boobs

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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oh hai

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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