A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Christianity

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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learn the ropes?

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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