Morning wood.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Who wants water? I do.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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