What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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why do you care?

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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donald................duck for president

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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