Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Nice belt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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