i have yougurt with tractor

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Woman's rights.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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give me a thumbs up

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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