Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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WNBA

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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