It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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