three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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