Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Nickleback.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Woman's Rights

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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