What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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