How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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I like jokes.

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SAY

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Anti Joke

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