How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a retard lost...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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