What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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I like jokes.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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