A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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