why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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knock knock

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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