What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Obama 2012

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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3 like an eel

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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