Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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modern love

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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