What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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