Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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