Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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