A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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oh hai

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Fat people

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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