What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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knock knock

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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