What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Amanda Knox walks home free.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Obamacare!

Garry Glitters on here

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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