A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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