- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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