Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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