A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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