Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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