Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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2 + 2 = fish

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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