A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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