what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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knock knock

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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