Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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