Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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