whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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i like pie.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Women's Professional _________

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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