There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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penis

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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girls basketball

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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