A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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I'm gay.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What flys? A fly

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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