what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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cheese

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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9/11

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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