Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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vaginas

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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