A man walks into a bar.

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general tso's broccoli

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minced oaths

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Anti Joke

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