How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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