Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Your sex life.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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