- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Replacement Referees

Colin is gay but toasters are not

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

A guy trips a blind man.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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