What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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your face.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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