- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Penis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Whats white? A fridge

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