Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Who invented apple? God

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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you and your family will die tonight

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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