- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

im gay

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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