A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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hi joshua

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Woman's rights.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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