Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Smelly Indians.

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