Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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