Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Exactly what?

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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