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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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