A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What is next?

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I am quite mature.

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Facebook...

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9/11

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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u jelly?

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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The Female Orgasm

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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