Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Jason Connor.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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