What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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