- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

just in time?

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

xavier stop

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

why did matt die? He had cancer

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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