roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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drugs.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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