Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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boobs

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¿melano?

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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