Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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