What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Banana(s)

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Anti Joke

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