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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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PENIS

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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