man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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