How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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whats forever alone me

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hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Reading books

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Hillary Clinton

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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69

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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