How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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