Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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