Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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The WNBA

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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