When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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