26.5% of Americans are obese.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

thumb_up thumb_down -24

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

thumb_up thumb_down +14

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

thumb_up thumb_down

What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,027

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +318

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

thumb_up thumb_down +52

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops