Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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women's rights

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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