What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What time is it? 10:58

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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