A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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raisin boogers

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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