Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

thumb_up thumb_down +39

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down

Penis!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops