A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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