Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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The jets are a good team..

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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