What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Gadaffi

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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