- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's 9 + 10 19

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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