- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

i dont fisish anythi

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

H o m o comes out as homo

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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