what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Ben is gay

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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