A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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denisssssssssssssss

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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