Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Anti Joke

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