What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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penis in the camel

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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I asked her where you were.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's up? The sky.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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