How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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My life

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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time to spruce up!

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Boobs are nasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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