Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Fiats

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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