'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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banana

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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It got hit by a rocket.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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