- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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