What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Where's my shotgun

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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you give like i give lomain

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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