- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

whats better than 24................. 25

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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