What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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antijoke is the best website.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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