Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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A seal walks into a club.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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a man died

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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gay porn...

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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