- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Do you like fishsticks No

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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