Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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baby loves lalma

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Your mama's so fat.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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P0P T4Rt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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