Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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