A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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You're so straight!

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Grapefruit.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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