what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Caca.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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