What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why? Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

I lost my tractor.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.