What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Bumsniffer

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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