Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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