When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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