I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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sky silverstein

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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run farther?

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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