patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Women's rights

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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