- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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