Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Exactly what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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