How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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A seal walks into a club.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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a man died

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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