whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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i love antijokes

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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women's lacrosse.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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