Im cute hehehee

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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And you honored it I see :P

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Lil Wayne

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Anti Joke

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