Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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A man buys a prius

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Anti Joke

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