What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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