Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Obama 2012

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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