Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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