call of duty world at war

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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