I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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