- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

girls basketball

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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