whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Your Mom.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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