Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Rock mattress.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Period Blood

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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