What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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