Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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