Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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my names jim haha

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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