What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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knock knock who's there police

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Anti Joke

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