How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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