So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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tom pauling

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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