Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Your adopted.....

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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outside your comfort zone

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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