IU football

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What flys? A fly

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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