The Blonde walked into a wall.

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i like pie.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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