a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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