What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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National security?

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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