What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Scientology.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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