What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Nice belt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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