I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Black people

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Set up Punch line.

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knock knock you may come in

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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