roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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charlie sheen losing

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learn the ropes?

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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