Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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WNBA

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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