- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

make me a sandwich!

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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