How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Lil Wayne

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Anti Joke

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