Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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9/11.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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no

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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