The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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