Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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ure mama's so fat

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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The BCS

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Girls

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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