Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Your time.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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newt gingrich

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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