A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Poop

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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