- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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