What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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