- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Mitt Romney for president.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

OBAMA

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

the WNBA

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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