Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What flys? A fly

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Dubstep < Music

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You just read this ..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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