Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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