knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

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