theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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u jelly?

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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