What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Women

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What's big and white?

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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