- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Rick Santorum 2012

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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