Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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