What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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asian, do math

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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