- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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