Aodhan Hearty

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats white? A fridge

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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