What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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