Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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