Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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