whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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oh hiya come in

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Patriarchy.

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