Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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