why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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