I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

A Serbian Film

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

blubber vaginass CC

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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