Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Kittens.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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9/11

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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