How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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You and your parents are going to die today

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Anti Joke

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