How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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