Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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roses are red poo is poo

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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