what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Your time.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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