Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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