What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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bacon

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Anti Joke

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