knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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