Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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