What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Brain fart

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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knock knock

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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