Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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heat!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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