Women's rights

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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How are you? Yes

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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