why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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