What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Penis!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Aodhan Hearty

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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