Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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