What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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You and your parents are going to die today

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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