Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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