No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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shut up iggy

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Ross.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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