A homeless person dies.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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