Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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PENIS

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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