What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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._____________________. Whale!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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