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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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