What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Smelly Indians.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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