jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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You copy and paster!

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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