Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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what is big and white? the moon

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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