Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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