Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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9/11

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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aa

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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