Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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