Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Anti Joke

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