Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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black people

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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penis

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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girls basketball

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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