Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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