- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do old people really like? Sex.

a man checks his mypsace

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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