What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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throbbing slobber

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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