knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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