Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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