What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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