every knight i see an owl at window

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Obama 2012

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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