Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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what is big and white? the moon

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A Banana wrote this...

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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