Your sex life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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