Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Your Mom.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Nickelback

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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People...

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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