What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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