King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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The WNBA

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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you lose.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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