What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Nicolas Cage

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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boobs

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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oh hai

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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