How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Ross.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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