What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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throbbing slobber

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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boobs

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¿melano?

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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