Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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im black

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Obama 2012

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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