What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Pickles are moist.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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