What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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