Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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