How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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