Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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