A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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4-4-2

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Black people.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Grace Ackerson

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potatoes

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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