- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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