Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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denisssssssssssssss

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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