Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Aodhan Hearty

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Zach Barlow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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