Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Barack Obama

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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