A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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