A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Black People.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Morning wood.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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call of duty world at war

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Anti Joke

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