- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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