A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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