What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Chicken

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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