- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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