What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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how man

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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