What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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sweaty black guy

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Anti Joke

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