- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

cory is gay

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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