- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Cripples are lame.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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