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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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