- Anti Joke

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

26.5% of Americans are obese.

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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