Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Your biggest fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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