why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Homo say what?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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cancer

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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