A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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