Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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9/11.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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