There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Fiats

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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