knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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I am a women

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whats black and strange a paki

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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