Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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My parents died!

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Girls

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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