WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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womens rights

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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