Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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