A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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