Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Anti Joke

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