What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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knock knock who's there police

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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