A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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A man buys a prius

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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