What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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