WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Rock mattress.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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