who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Women's rights

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Anti Joke

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