Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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