once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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modern love

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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