Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Caroline Kelly.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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