- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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