Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

I have aids

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why? Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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