what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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