Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Rebecca Black

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Hi

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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