Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Take off your shoes.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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guess what what? nothing.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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