1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Reading books

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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