What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

God is real

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

hola said the chinese man

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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