An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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