Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Leave her alone...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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