Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Fox News.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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