What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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i love antijokes

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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