Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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