A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Knock knock. Death.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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