a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Your adopted.....

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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outside your comfort zone

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