- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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