- Anti Joke

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

space is fun

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What's big and white?

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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