There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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what happens every day? People die

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Nuneaton..

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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