Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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