What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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