If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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It's long!

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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this is not a drill.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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