What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Akshaytiger World

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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I am a women

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whats black and strange a paki

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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