- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

One below was by me: Walter H

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What time is it? 10:58

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

ever tried african food? they neither

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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