What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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