A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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