- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

._____________________. Whale!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Take off your shoes.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

guess what what? nothing.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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