roses are red poo is poo

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Knock knock. Death.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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