Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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a woman votes!

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Anti Joke

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