A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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