Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Hahaha

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69.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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knock knock

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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