Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Poop

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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