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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Cliterus

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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My parents died!

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Girls

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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