What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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I'm hungry.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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My life :(

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I work at jcpenny

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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