What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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