Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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You have friends

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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LIKE THIS!

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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retard

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Joesph Triphook.

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mental kid

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Woman's rights.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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