So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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butt sex

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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