Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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I can count to potato.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Anti Joke

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