What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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