- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Ben is gay

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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