name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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