- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Basically

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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