A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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black people

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Small titties.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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