What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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a man checks his mypsace

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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bite me

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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