Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Stop being a centipede

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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My Boyfriend

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A seal walks into a club.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Anti Joke

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