What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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