what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Anti Joke

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