A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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HEY!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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