Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The child was fired from his job.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops