- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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