What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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