- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

xavier stop

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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