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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Patriarchy.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Hi what I lug you

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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