Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Tim likes girls

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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