- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

I am a real homosexual

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Icecream

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

I'm Spartacus

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

French people

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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