A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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