What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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