What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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hiya

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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oh hiya come in

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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