So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Julian Ha.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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My peni s

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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