A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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your face is kinda funny

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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