- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A man sat down Then he stood up

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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