When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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