How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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