Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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sweaty black guy

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Women's rights

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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