A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Poop

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

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