A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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thumbs up!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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