Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A black man in a country bar.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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