How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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