Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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mark is life

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