What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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