Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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