What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Anti Joke

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