How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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The WNBA

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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