What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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