What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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