- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

tom pauling

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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