What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What's big and white?

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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