Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What time is it? 10:58

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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