What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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