What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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