What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Spread the net.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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