Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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one of the idiot

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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