why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Vagina ass.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Vote this up

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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