After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What is next?

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I am quite mature.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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