Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Who invented apple? God

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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you and your family will die tonight

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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