Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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