Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Women can vote? WTF

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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MICHAEL

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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THE GAME

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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