What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

I lost my tractor.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Stop being a centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.