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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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