- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

You have cancer

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Terry has ebola

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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