If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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