Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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