yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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JUST KIDDING^

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Nicholas Cage

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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poop.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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