A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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oh hai

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Black People.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Fat people

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Nobody cares.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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