guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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You're on fire.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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