Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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The WNBA

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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