What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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dry handjob

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Do the roar!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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I am a real homosexual

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Icecream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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