what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the book disappear?

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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girls lacrosse

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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