A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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