What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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The BCS

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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