Justin Bieber.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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