What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Women's rights

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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