What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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