What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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