- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

The joke below is absolute shit.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

It's long!

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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