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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Is maynaise an instrument?

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Canadians

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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