What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

NASCAR being considered a sport.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +8

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

thumb_up thumb_down

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

thumb_up thumb_down

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

95556

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

thumb_up thumb_down -8

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops