woman..parallel parking

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Cripples are lame.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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