people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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THE GAME

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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