I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Rock mattress.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Period Blood

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Anti Joke

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