Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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hi my name is? joe

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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The holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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...Jack Vale

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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