how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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