you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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