The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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hahaha

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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