What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Women's rights

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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