Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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