What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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shut up iggy

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Ross.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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