Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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gay rights

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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