- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Your momma's so fat...

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

One below was by me: Walter H

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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