Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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