What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Paper shield.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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miley cyrus

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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