A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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