Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Poop

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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woman..parallel parking

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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