Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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