Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Five guys one rape.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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