I love boobs

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Boobs are nasty!

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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