What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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hey guys im gay

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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