why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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i like tits

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Anti Joke

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