What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Anti Joke

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