What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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