I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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