She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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A chicken crossed the road.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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