Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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