- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A black succeeds

2+2= 478

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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