What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Anti Joke

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