What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How old are you? 20

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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your gay

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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