A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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sweaty black guy

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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