well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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