Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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