Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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