Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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