guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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