a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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