What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A train poops its pants.

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Your mom.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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hi

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