Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Junior's love life.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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