This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Membean

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Jewish People

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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