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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Tough crowd tonight...

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

WOMENS RIGHTS

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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