Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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denisssssssssssssss

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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