How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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my whole life!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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