What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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The government

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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