- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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