What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Knock Knock. Come in.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

The person below me is weird.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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