Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What's the deal with brown?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Woman's rights

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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