How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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PEANIS!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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I am Skaldak!

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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