What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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this website...

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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derp

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It says so on your cap.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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my mind's eye?

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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