Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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