Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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