What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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