What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Worst joke ever

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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