whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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knock knock come in

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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