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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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