Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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