cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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