Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Susie has Autism

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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