What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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