cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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guess what chicken butt

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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69 :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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