How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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kevin kim

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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children burning

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Anti Joke

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