Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

So. The gays. ...

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Justin with a hat.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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