What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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