What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What color is red paint? Red

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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