Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Spread the net.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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