What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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who farted i did :]

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Your time.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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