Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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feminism

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Dwarf Shortage

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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