So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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women's rights

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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