What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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