Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Anthony sucks

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Justin Bieber

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Your all fags

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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GONNA

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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