I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Is maynaise an instrument?

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Canadians

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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