Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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