Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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