this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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womens rights

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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The WNBA.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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women's rights

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