Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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