Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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69

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what's up? my penis.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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