Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did I get raped

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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your face.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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