What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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a woman votes!

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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cory is gay

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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