Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Who invented apple? God

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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