Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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i like pie.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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