what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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