Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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hola said the chinese man

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Joesph Triphook.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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world society

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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WNBA

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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