What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Anti Joke

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