- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

sweating like antoni with a girl

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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