Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Your mom.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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A black person in the NHL

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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penis

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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