Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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