What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Knock knock

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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