What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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this is gay

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agp

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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