- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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