Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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are u black unlucky

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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