What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Chuck Norris died.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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