What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Comedy.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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I C U P White stuff

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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