Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Cripples are lame.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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