That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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