What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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