What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Women's rights

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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How are you? Yes

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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