how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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8============D PEN1S

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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