How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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