- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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