Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Iggy Azalea

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Women's rights

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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