Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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feces

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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i heart wiener

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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