What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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nice tits.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Anti Joke

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