A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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