A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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123 f*ck off

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

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