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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Moooo

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Can I touch it?

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Sex. That is all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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