Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Women's rights

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

My name is me I like fired chicken!

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Dusters blow stuff.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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