Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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