what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Homo say what?

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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