What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Is this a chair?

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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