my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Strawberries!

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whats gay ? you

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Women's rights.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Woman's rights

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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justin bieber

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Anti Joke

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