Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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boobs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Anti Joke

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