whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Pinus Testicles

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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