I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Women's rights

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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troll----> hahaha---->

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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