Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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