wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Obama

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Anti Joke

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