why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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