Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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