guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Ian's mind Elevator music

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

My love life

I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

baby seal walks into a bar

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Praise Paisley

Murder me once, shame on you.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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