What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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A black guy with his family.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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12 in general

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