- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

My parents died!

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Girls

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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