- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Yo mama is so fat she died

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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