- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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