My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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scientology.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Caroline Kelly.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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