Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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