what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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German sausage is the wurst

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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