I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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test

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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