KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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