Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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