What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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wommmoaooammaaa

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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