A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Black People.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Fat people

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Nobody cares.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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