Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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