Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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