Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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