What is 8 times 4? 32

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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who smells? •Liam

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What does water taste like? Water

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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