a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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hey guys im gay

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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