why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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