Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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