What's funnier than 24? 25

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banana

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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