Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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okay.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Anti Joke

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