Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Sorry boss

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Get in the car.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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