whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Nice belt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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