- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Black People.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Fat people

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Nobody cares.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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