Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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I got shot, you laughed

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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