What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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