Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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You have friends

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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