What sucks?

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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You smell like shit

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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no u

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Anti Joke

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