What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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