What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Anti Joke

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