Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Once upon a time.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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