Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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