- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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