A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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