John Cena for president

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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nick toth

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Anti Joke

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