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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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