Keep up the fun Nero!

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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.....Carrot Top....

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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this girl died

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Kah-________-

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Women's Rights

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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general tso's broccoli

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