What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

thumb_up thumb_down +8

There's a car about to hit me.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

mmm i love marble bumhole

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops