White men's rights

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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