Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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where's mom I killed her

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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