- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

I've got the moobs like jagger.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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