What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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