How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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