Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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