If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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I love you

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Anti Joke

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