How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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penis

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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