Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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