Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Stop being a centipede

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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