What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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baby seal walks into a bar

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Praise Paisley

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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s e m e n

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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alex is cool

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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