Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Bumsniffer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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