A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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