What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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