what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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