Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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