What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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