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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

a woman votes!

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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