hola said the chinese man

Joesph Triphook.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

world society

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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