A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Icecream

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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I'm Spartacus

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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French people

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Anti Joke

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