A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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donald................duck for president

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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The Labour Party.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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