There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Womens basketball

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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PICKLES

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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raisin boogers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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