Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Fine, ladies first.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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woman's rights

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Obama.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Anti Joke

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