Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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