Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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I regret everything.....

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Knock knock, come in.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Diana and victoria

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Anti Joke

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