A Banana wrote this...

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Poop

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Hi.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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HOLY COW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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