What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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