It says so on your cap.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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my mind's eye?

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did I get raped

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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your face.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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