Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Your momma's so fat...

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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