why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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woman..parallel parking

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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