Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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