What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Poop

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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I enjoy anal.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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