tim tebow is a great quarterback

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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