Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How old are you? 20

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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your gay

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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