Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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I have aids

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why? Why not?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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