What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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