Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

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