Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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My name is Harry.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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