your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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