What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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