What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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imadewords

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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