How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Justin Bieber

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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