- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Once upon a time.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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