Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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So a seal walks into a club...

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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