What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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i saw amango it splootered

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