Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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baby loves lalma

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Your mama's so fat.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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