Jersey Shore.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Tilt your screen back .

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A baby seal walks into a club...

Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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