Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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God is real

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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poo is yummy

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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