Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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