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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

woman..parallel parking

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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