How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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