roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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penus

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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