how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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