too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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