Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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