The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Poop

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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