A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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I drive a 'rarri

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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2+2= 478

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Mike tyson

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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