What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Women.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A train poops its pants.

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Your mom.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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hi

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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