On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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