This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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