What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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