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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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