What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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