Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Donald Trump

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Help I'm being raped!

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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