Your mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Anti Joke

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