Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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