What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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I am really good at math debating

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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bum sex lol

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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im gay

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