yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Justin Bieber.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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