A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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