A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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c+t+c?

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Do you like fishsticks No

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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