What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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It says so on your cap.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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