If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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You have cancer

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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