my mom raped yerr foot

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Womens basketball

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Jesus was a good guy

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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PICKLES

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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