What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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