:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Membean

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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