Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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