What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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