If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

josh sucks polish adams dick

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

You have cancer

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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