a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Stephen Walking.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Women's Rights

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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your mom died.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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