What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Patriarchy.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Hi what I lug you

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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