How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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poop nuff said

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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