What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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