.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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