- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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