What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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denisssssssssssssss

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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