Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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