What is next?

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I am quite mature.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Facebook...

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9/11

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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u jelly?

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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The Female Orgasm

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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