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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Who invented apple? God

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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