Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Anti Joke

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