- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Barack Obama

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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