Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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