why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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