What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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