Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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hey justin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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