your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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