What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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