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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Dude man, I'm high...

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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