A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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dj miky

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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