What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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