whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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