Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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