how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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