What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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american government

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W.N.B.A.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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