Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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One, two, three, four and five

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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asian, do math

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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