Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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