What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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