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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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