Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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