What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Comedy.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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