knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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