The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Womens rights

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

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