Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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hi joshua

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Woman's rights.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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