- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Womens rights.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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