Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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2 Penises

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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