What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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