Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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