How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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...NO.

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penis. nuff said.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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