- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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