So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

God is real

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

poo is yummy

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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