AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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