Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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for keeps?

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Gianni

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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A black man has a job.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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