- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Knock Knock! Come in.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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