You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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knock knock come in

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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