Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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