What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Sarah Palin

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Reading books

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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