They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Chicken penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

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