Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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