I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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baby loves lalma

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Your mama's so fat.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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YOU

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

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