- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

bryden is a faggot

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Dylan Eichas

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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