Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Jason Connor.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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