- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do you spell eight? 8

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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