What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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