why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Butt Sex.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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