A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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