Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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