yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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a

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