And you honored it I see :P

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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are u black unlucky

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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