Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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