How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Passing by

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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obama is a good president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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