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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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