How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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