42

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how man

thumb_up thumb_down -6

say it ten times fast: oh

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

thumb_up thumb_down -37

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

knock knock come in !

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Whats funny? Your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

knock knock whos there open open who the door

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops