Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Katy Perry

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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