What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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epic win?

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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hi will

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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