how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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