Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Nickelback

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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