Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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you first

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Where is my tractor?

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