An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Anti Joke

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