- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

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