What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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a horse walks into a barn

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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KOOKABURRA

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Butt Sex.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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