Justin

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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aodhan hearty

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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