How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Obama.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Nicolas Cage

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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