- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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