Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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