What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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An Irishman stays home

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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