Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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