A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's up? The sky.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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