what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Fox News

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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