why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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