What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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one of the idiot

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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