No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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TIMMY

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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