what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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BWAT

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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No

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What time is it? 10:58

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sarah taylor

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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There's my tractor.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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