How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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denisssssssssssssss

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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