L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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