Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Pinus Testicles

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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2 + 2 = fish

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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