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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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