A bar walks into a man

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Jerry.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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