Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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