Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Men's Rights

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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