knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Barack Obama

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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