2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

thumb_up thumb_down -33

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

thumb_up thumb_down +17

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops