Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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My name is Harry.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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