An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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