Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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