And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Women's Rights

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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