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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

i like tits

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Butt Sex.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why? Why not?

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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