Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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