I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Wolfjob.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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