what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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