what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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politically correct!

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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