In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Sit on Santas lap Boner

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

what is stupid and reading this you

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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