What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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