Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

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