Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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1+1=2

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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I love you very much.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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