An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Womens rights

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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