what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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BWAT

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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No

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What time is it? 10:58

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sarah taylor

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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