What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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The Mets win the World Series

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Gay rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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