if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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diarrhea.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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A homeless person dies.

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balls

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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