You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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The WNBA

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What do I hate? people

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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