do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Nice belt.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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