Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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