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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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