A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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