If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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No it doesnt..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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feces

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Joke.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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