Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Anti Joke

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