A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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