An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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