Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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i have 2 penises

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Black People.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Morning wood.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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