In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Sit on Santas lap Boner

thumb_up thumb_down -12

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what is stupid and reading this you

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +125

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops