A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Dylan is a person

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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