- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A blind man walks into a library.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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