what's funny about war? nothing!

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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im saul and i love cock

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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