knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did I get raped

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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your face.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

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