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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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