If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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I lost my tractor.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Stop being a centipede

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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how man

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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