roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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