What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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