A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Womens' rights.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Anti Joke

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