What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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you lose.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Asians...

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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split your ass cheek

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