Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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