- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What is cold? Winter

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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