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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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