What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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