Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Women drivers...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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I drive a 'rarri

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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