Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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a woman votes!

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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A women president

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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cory is gay

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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