Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Religion

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Anti Joke

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