Albino African Americans

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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I can count to potato.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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