What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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