why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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oh hiya come in

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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