- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What you reading? reading?

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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