Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Ben Affleck

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Title IX

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What's 9 + 10 19

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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I got shot, you laughed

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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