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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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