what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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