what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Toaster

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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