HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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can you pass the soap?

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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get in the car.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Black people

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Anti Joke

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