I'm Coming

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Your momma's so fat...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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