What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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