Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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i love antijokes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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pickle sniffer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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