Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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