What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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