Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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