- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

you first

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Where is my tractor?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Obama being reelected.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

You suck big fat slobber

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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