What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Boobs are nasty!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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