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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Penis-Pump

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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