Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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THE GAME

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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The WNBA

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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