- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Winking at old people

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Chaney is a dumb b****

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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