- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Obama.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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