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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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