what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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