knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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The Holocaust

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Face Hunter is scum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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