Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Why did? Yes

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Black Poeple

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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GIVE

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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