I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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