someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why? Why not?

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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the WNBA

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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