Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's your guys names?

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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