your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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