Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Boner

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

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