What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Penis!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A Banana wrote this...

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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