Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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donald................duck for president

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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