What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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