- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

The Female Orgasm

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Knock, Knock Come in

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

The WNBA.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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