Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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