Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Albino African Americans

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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