Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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