girls lacrosse

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Fruitcake

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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You're so straight!

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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