- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

how does peploe get around they walk

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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