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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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