Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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