- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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