A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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João Duarte reads this.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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