What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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dallen loves penis

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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