HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

can you pass the soap?

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

get in the car.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Black people

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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