What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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make me a sandwich!

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Anagram.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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George W. Bush

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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