Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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9/11

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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drugs.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's 9+10? 19

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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