It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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