Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Womens rights

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do I hate? people

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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