How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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hi anti joke

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Reading books

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A blind man watches TV

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Hillary Clinton

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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