A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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