Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Anti Joke

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