what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Akshaytiger World

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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