A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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