- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

im saul and i love cock

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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