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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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