Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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WNBA

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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