What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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