Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Poop

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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