1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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math test 2=2

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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