How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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who ever is reading this....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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