What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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The WNBA

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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