- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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