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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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