- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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