What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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penis

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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