- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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