- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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