What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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I enjoy anal.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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