why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Sex education in Texas,

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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