What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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#scabbers

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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JFK

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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