What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Women's Professional _________

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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