'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what is stupid and reading this you

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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