What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Mormons having fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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