What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Dubstep < Music

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You just read this ..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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black people

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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