What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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