Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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