the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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pickle sniffer

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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