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The global news

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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