How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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