Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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i just pooped that is all!

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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The queen having a shit

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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