Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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hey bill!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Exactly what?

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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