What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Homework.

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Xzibit

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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