Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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I have a horse.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Your girlfriend.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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