Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Your mom is not fat!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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I am quite mature.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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