What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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