Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

why did the black guy die? cancer

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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