Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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