Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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My love life

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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