What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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