Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

http://www.dafk.net/what/

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

thumb_up thumb_down -5

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

thumb_up thumb_down

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

thumb_up thumb_down -9

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

God bless America, and no where else.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops