What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Do u take sugar?

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What's a joke? Funny

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What's the difference between a duck?

The Economy

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Blake wilkeys hair style

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

gay pom...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

My Butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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