A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Black people

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Spread the net.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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