- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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