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can you touch your toes? no

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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My parents died!

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