how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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2 black kids walk into school

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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