1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Okay, one second.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Women's rights.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Anti Joke

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