How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Women's rights

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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I love you very much.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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