Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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