Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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