OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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xavier stop

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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