How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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you gay?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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steves legs

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Women's rights

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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