Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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hiya

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Woman rights.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

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