- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

whats annoying and black? black people

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

World Peace

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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