what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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whats 69+2? 71

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Cheese stick

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Poop...

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