Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

I lost my tractor.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Stop being a centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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