How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Susie has Autism

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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