Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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