Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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