What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Black...

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Asians

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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I can't see my forehead

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Womens' rights.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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