Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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