You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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