What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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