Obama walks into a hospital....

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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National security?

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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read this sentence again.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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