What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Woman's Rights.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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dead babies

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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your a towel.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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