Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Get on your knees Ho

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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