Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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