What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Terry has ebola

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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feminists.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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