- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew! Bless you.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A Jew returns change.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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