Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

My butt!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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