How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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