How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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what do u call a black man a black man

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Republicans

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alert("The Game");

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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