Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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dj miky

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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