haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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