Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Anti Joke

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