How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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who smells? •Liam

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Knock Knock Not Yet

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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