Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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DON"T READ THIS!

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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