knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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im gay

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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the game

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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