Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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So. The gays. ...

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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