knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What sucks?

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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