Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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retard

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Joesph Triphook.

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mental kid

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Woman's rights.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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