What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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