knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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knock knock get lost!

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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