why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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