Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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You know George Washington? He died.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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