Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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