Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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My life

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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