What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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