whats better than 24................. 25

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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