Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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A seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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hi my name is? joe

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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