Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Avery has crabs.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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math test 2=2

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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