What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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I like your hair

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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