This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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