why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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