A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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a horse walks into a barn

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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