I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Penis

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Grace Ackerson

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potatoes

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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the love boat

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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