Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Boobs are nasty!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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