Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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