- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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