What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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