How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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You.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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