How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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mikey is cute

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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4 1/2

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Christianity.

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Anti Joke

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