a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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