Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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