what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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i like pie.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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