What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Worst joke ever

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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