So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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