saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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