Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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diarrhea.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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A homeless person dies.

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balls

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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