Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Stephen Walking.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Women's Rights

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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