You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Anti Joke

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