Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Nice weather we're having.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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The FCC

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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I ponder

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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