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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Tough crowd tonight...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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