Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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