Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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nice tits.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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