Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do I hate? people

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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