- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Grapefruit.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

matt is fat

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Knock knock. Come in.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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