What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Anti Joke

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