Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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penis

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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