A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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womens rights

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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