What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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