Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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richard is fag

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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