What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Anti Joke

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