What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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