Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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oops

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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