My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What does water taste like? Water

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