Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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