That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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