Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's up? The sky.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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