What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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