"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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