What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Atheism

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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