- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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