Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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