What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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