A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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