What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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whos gay? you are

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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The WNBA

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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