What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Women's rights.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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THE GAME

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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