A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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women's rights

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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