What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Your mom.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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The 80's

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Anti Joke

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