A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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