what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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