Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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