- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Get some flipping new jokes people

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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