what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Im gay What about you

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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