People with cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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