- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Women can vote? wtf

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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