How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Yo mamas so fat

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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