Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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