What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Caroline Kelly.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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