What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Japan called... They need help.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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come along children

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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alert('The Game')

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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