What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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want a balloon? yeah

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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i like men but im not gay

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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