I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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fack me in the ace! CC

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Fiats

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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