What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Amputations.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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