- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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