A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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your mom

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Anti Joke

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