Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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P0P T4Rt

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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shut up

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