This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Where's my baby??

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Anti Joke

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