Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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