your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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