What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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whats brown? poop.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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brandon ya twwat

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Matt Damon

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Patrick is gay

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dislike this...please.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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