Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Pineapple.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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( . Y . )

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Set up Punch line.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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