BUT HWY?

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Anti Joke

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