Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Im cute hehehee

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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And you honored it I see :P

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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