What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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