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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Screw it you write the joke.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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