Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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I hate blackniggers

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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this website is a bad joke

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Women's rights

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Justin

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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i am predestal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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