A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Women have the right to vote.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Anti Joke

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