How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Donald Trump

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