What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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