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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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