Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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