Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Robert Mugabe.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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