Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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penus

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Anti Joke

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