- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Who wants $300? Me too.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Your mom.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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