How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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balls in ya mouf

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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