once upon a time there was a boy

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Psychics.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Diana and victoria

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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