Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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