What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Emily Walker.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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