What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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