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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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