why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Worms don't like apples.

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hi my name is? joe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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nickel back

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willie revilame

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Jason Connor.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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