Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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