what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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2 black kids walk into school

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Go away.

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