a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Albert <3 Hunter

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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