Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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