Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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