Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Itookasipasoda

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Yellow People !!

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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I would rape her

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