Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Spread the net.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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