Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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poop is very very yummy.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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