How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Women's sports

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Knock knock. Racism.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Brittney Spears

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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