What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Title IX

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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boobs!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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