What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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