Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Penis

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Hi poop!

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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smug face >:}

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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