What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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