What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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guess what? bannanas

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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