Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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