- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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