Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Ben is gay

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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