What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Drunk irish man

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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