AIDS

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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mark is life

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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