Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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