What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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