What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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I have aids

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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this website...

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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