A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Women.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A train poops its pants.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Your mom.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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