- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

you wanna hear a joke? no

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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