A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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