What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Women's rights

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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