what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

I LIKE TRAINS

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

penis

Sarah Palin

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

corey is a nipplepotomus

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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