You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Chikin nuggets

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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