Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Mooses

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Replacement Referees

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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poop nuff said

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Tennesse

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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