96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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angelo snyder is not ga

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Anti Joke

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