- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Guess who is violent. Osama

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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