What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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I hate blackniggers

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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this website is a bad joke

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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