A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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I C U P White stuff

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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