There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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obama

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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