What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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- Helen Keller

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womens rights

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Please Rape William Wright

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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