Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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The Big Band Theory

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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woman..parallel parking

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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