How old are you? 20

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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your gay

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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