wanna hear a joke? not really

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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