How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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math test 2=2

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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