An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Rush Limbaugh

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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A seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Albert your flies undone.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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