Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Your mom.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Black...

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Asians

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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