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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

There's a god, just kidding.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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