q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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