Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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