- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Penis.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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