Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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this is stupid .... yep

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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