Men's Rights

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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who farted i did :]

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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