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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Christianity.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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penis

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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