- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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