What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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I Love Hitler.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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