Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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knock knock There's no door

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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