Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Testicles.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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