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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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