how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Balls

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No

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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