Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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