Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Error 37.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Freedom of Speech

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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