Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Knock, Knock ...

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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