Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Paper shield.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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miley cyrus

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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