its snowing on mount fuji

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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