Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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