What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Are you Drew?

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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