What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Anti Joke

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