what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Communism

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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