Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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One time i was sitting down

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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