What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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