Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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knock knock come in

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Anti Joke

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