What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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