why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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