Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Feminism

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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