What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What time is it? 10:58

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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PUDDING

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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