Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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knock knock whos their a person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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homosexual

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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