First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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watch me nae nae

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did I do last night?work

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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