Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

thumb_up thumb_down

69

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A: B: No pun intended.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops