Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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mexicans fishing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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