Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

Guess What??? Ur Murr

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Teen pregnancy

Why were corners made? For crying.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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