What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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#Hanging Degus

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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9/11/2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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