Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

matt shut up

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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