If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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