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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Face...the other white meat!

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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miha kako si?

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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fduck

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Stephen Walking.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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