Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Membean

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Jewish People

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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