- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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