Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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im watching you..

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Justin beiber..

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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