Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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