What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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hahaha

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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