Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the deal with brown?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Lets go Yankees

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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poo is yummy

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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