roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Hello Braydon

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Akshaytiger World

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Andoni was here

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Gay republicans

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Samraj.

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How you know when dislextic

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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