What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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No soap radio

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Barack Obama

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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