Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Women's rights

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Womens' Rights

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Iggy Azalea

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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