Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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