Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Jersey Shore.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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