There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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