What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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sdasdadasdasd

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Cliterus

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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