- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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