Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Justin Bieber

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Breast cancer.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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