- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Get me a sandwich, bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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