What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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feces

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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i heart wiener

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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