What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Men's rights.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

AROUND

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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