Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

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