What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Phew... it's gone.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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An anti-joke

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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