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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

How did the black person die? Of old age

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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