I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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