How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Skrillex.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Is this where I type the joke?

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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