What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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