Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Stop being a centipede

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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