What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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