Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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whats long and green? weed

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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You're on fire.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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thumbs up!

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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