Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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