What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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