Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Women's Rights

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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