- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

women's rights

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What's 5+7? Piccillo

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

boobs.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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