What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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