What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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