What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Smelly Indians.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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thomas!!!!

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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