Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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