Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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