what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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A seal walks into a club.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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My Girlfriend

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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