What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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