- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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