- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

jokes r dumb

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's red and funny? The holocaust

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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