wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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