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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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