Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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My parents died!

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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9/11

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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