Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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lololololololololol

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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