what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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