- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why so serious? because your too serious.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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