- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

How would you rule?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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