I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Hi poop!

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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smug face >:}

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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