- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

asian, do math

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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