- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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