Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Cheese stick

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Women's rights...

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

The AIDS patient was gay

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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