- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Your grandma's cookies.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

I like to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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