What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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A mans opinion.

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Anti Joke

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