knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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woman's rights

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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