Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Black people.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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