" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Okay.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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A train poops its pants.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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