- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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