Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's up? The sky.

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