Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Error 37.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Anti Joke

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