Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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obama's promises

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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i just pooped that is all!

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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