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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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