Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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