Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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