Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Wigan.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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A Jew returns change.

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Anti Joke

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