why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Jesus was a good guy

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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PICKLES

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Do u take sugar?

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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