What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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