Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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