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Suck pussy

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Whats 0+0 0

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Your Mother

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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knock knock go away

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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hi anti joke

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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