What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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