Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

I'm Jewish

girls basketball

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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