1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Women's rights

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GooglePlus.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Scott

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What what In the butt

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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