Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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hahaha

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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