What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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