What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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This is not an anti joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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