There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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