What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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