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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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