Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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