what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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japan4.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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memes

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Anti Joke

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