- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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