A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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