Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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