Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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penis

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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