Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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