Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Ken wins!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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