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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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