Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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bryden is a faggot

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Error 37.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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