What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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drugs.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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