so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Boobs are nasty!

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Real jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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