Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Can I touch it?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Sex. That is all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Chinese drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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