What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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