A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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