- Anti Joke

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

An asian walks out of math class

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

A bar walks into your mother.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

cancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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