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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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How do you spell eight? 8

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