How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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who smells? •Liam

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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