What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Kittens.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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9/11

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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You're*

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Anti Joke

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