1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Child Prostitution.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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