What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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