What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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