- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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