Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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bum sex lol

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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