Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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