What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Black Poeple

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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