Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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