Who's on first? Garvey.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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The 80's

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Anti Joke

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