When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Women's Rights...

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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shut up kobe!

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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