A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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