A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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diarrhea.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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