What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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cheese

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Yellow People !!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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like for a handjob.

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miley cyrus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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