What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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you

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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WNBA

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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