Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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whos district champs not JM

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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sixty....eight.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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