How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Women's Rights

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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