Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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