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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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