A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

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