What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Autism speaks but not really

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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The Oakland Raiders

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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