- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Obama

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Women's rights.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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