What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Justin beiber's penis

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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