How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Mormons having fun.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Sam Hengal.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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