- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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