Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Womens rights

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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