What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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a woman votes!

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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A women president

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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gabbi nunez ;)

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cory is gay

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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