- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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