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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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potato

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Potato

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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american government

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W.N.B.A.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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