whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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sweaty black guy

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Society.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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