- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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