Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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i have two hands.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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