Jersey Shore.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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