What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Justin beiber's penis

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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