Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Horse.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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