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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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