Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Katy Perry

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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