- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

I need to start studying.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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