- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

How old are you? 20

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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