what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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