So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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