One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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This is not an anti joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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