A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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This sentance contains three errers

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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