What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Anti Joke

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