What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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