Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Black people.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What is worse than hell?

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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