What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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