Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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