Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A young baby died.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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