Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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women's rights

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Women's Rights.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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WNBA

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Anti Joke

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