Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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