what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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