What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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your face is kinda funny

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hear hear

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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