Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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