Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

charlie sheen losing

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

its all aodhan

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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