Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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oh hiya come in

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Phew... it's gone.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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