A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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