- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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