Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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