"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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