Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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