How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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woman's rights

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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