Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Hummer.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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