when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Neil Lewis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Bing

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Anti Joke

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