So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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The WNBA

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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