And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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