do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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a Jew had a small nose

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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