-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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watch a i d s left

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Susie has Autism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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