Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Tucker Rivera

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Teen pregnancy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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