- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

modern love

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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