Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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my bubbles!

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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