- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Water? I hardly know her.

So a seal walks into a club..

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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