How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What do I hate? people

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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