What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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