What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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