Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Nah

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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