How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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