Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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weston cage

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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BenWuzHear

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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