if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

You have friends

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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