One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Anti Joke

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