On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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boobs

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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oh hai

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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