What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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