You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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