Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Sarah Palin

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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your mom

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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