A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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A black guy with his family.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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