abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Canada's army

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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noodles

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Anti Joke

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