Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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