Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Your all fags

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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