Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Hey, Max!!

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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there was once a jew

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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