obama's promises

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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i just pooped that is all!

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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anne hatthaway

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Anti Joke

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