whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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