An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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