How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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