- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Small Penis.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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