Women's Rights

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Hitler

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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