Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

thumb_up thumb_down +5

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

thumb_up thumb_down -23

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

thumb_up thumb_down +27

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Elizabeth Warren

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops