And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Immigration Laws

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How would you rule?

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Once upon a time.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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