I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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