What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

BIG PENIS

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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