What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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what happens every day? People die

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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