A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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feminists.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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