What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Your time.

I am a women

whats black and strange a paki

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so fat she died

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

lewis ya baggy fuck

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Faithful men.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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