What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Breast cancer.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Anti Joke

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