there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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