Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Gay's rights

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