Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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10inch nice

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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come along children

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Gabe Mercado

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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