Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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