why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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