- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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