why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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i like pie.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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