Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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