Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

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