Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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A mans opinion.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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