what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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