How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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im saul and i love cock

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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