What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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NEVER

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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