- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

baby seal walks into a bar

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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