- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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