What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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guess what? bannanas

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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