What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Katy Perry

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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