i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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God is real

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im gay

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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knock knock Come in.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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