Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How old are you? 20

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Anti Joke

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