I'm Spartacus

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potato farming

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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French people

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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