Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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