Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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