Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Fat people.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Womens rights.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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who farted i did :]

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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The Bible

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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45.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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I like your hair

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Anti Joke

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