what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Knock knock come in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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knock knock whos their a person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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homosexual

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Anti Joke

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