Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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hey, my names mark.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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