lets bomb africa

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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This is not a joke

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Please don't rape me.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Nickelback

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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