What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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i have a christmas tree.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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White NBA players.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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