- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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