general tso's broccoli

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A bar walks into a man

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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