There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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