What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Asians...

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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split your ass cheek

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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retard

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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