Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What you reading? reading?

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