I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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