Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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