Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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The government

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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your mom

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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