What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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The person below me is weird.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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George Bush.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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