Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

your mother

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Women's rights

Womens' Rights

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

Iggy Azalea

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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