Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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OBAMA

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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No. Yes.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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whats really hot the sun

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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