What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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4 1/2

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Christianity.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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penis

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Anti Joke

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