What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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