why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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You have friends

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Who is John Galt?

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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I am a nigger.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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