- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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