A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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