Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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NASCAR

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Tim's gay.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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