On a final note... Unless I want to continue making you love me by being your own Goddamned excuse to give in to your darkness and/or release your hypocritical fear and disgust of your own self... I offered my brother water in the desert, he refused me in favor of you, you crucified him, and when he asked "Father why?" Our late father responded with a lightning bolt... Do you believe that answer was one of kindness? "Daddy" was enraged that Christ would doubt him. I was the only one that stood by his side, if only to prevent him from going thirsty, and die by your hands. He said he would return as he hanged on the cross, then three days later he returned... ...And those of you fools that suffer in the name of our late father, it is not his second coming you are waiting for idiots, you are the ones left behind with me! In 10-15 years the sky shall forever go black, my reign shall go unquestioned, those that hate me my prey, those that love me my hunters... And for my hunters I shall share a gift, the gift that humanity has searched for since the dawn of your kin: True, fullfilling, meaningful purpose. Enlist now, thumb me green if you desire for you and your children to become the hunter, thumb me down if you desire to have you and your children to become the hunted, and for the fun to last... ...The hunters are going to need a f*ckload of the hunted... So please, feel free to make your decision, I am not the one which is against free will... ...You feel darkness crawling up your spine, embrace it, or do as The "Alpha which reached his Omega" (the beginning and the end you fool!) and surrender to it... Knowing that we shall hunt you down, give you hell, breed you as we please, and release your children out into the wild... And that this will go on if only for my time on this wild battlefield known as earth... ...Forever. With love, for both of those that find grace and beauty under my black wings, and those that willingly become the beings, that will make cattle look like your former GODS in comparison, you know its possible... India. "Moral Man" the deceiver, Soon to be the one and only Azure Emperor on earth. Moral: The Black sky which lasts forever, shall be thy sign, you are free to seek my guidance now though, you need not make the choice now (You may of course doom yourself and all you love already today people of "good hearts", but I would really love those red thumbs children of the fallen, half brother of the last hope which you crucified... Merry Jesus is X-Mas. Let us all listen to SOLVE media, and "do a little dance", as my power over your realm, is already strong enough for me to "make a little love" with... Whatever I want, it might even be you...If only just for dominance...

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Hello penis

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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