What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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