there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Anthony sucks

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Anti Joke

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