oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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