So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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