Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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guess what what ...

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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