Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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