hi, im sober.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Hellen Keller

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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