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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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