- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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