Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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aodhan hearty

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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