A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Read a Book.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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