Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Men's rights.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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AROUND

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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