So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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How would you rule?

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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