If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A bar walks into a man

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Shit!

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