What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Fox News

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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