- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

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