- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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