What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Patriarchy.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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