Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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