What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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...Jack Vale

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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