Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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A black guy with his family.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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