A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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