- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

penis

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

why do mexicans get made fun of

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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