A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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