Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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