A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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My pet rock died.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Penis penis poop butt

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Anti Joke

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