- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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