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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Your mother is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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