AVI IS A FAG

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Kittens.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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