what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What you reading? reading?

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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