your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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