A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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