What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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no really what are ur names?

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Racial Equality

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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