Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A young baby died.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Membean

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top kek

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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