Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Your mom is fat

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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stinky boner

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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