Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Anti Joke

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