Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Punchline.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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