What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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My parents died!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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