What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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