Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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sfdg

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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