Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats9+10 19

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Homo say what?

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Anti Joke

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