Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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