Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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