Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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How old are you? 7

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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