Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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