Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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drake

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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