How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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whats black. an african american person

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Anti Joke

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