when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Pickles are moist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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