- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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