Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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how does peploe get around they walk

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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