What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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