Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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