Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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