An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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VAL SUCKS

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats white? A fridge

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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