How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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