Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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