I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Anti Joke

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