you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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