An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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oh hiya come in

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Phew... it's gone.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Anti Joke

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