How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Compton

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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69

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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