What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Replacement Referees

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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