If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Anti Joke

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