Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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