a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

You just read this ..

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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