- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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