Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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