why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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tims sty:)

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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