If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Justin Bieber

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Your mom is fat

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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