- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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