What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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