black people

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Nobody cares maddie!

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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