Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Your all fags

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What?

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GONNA

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

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