Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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black people

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Small titties.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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