A muslim walks into a gun shop

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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The game!

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Libraries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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