Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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i like turtals and kids

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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