What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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