Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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