I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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