Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Knock Knock.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Jesus was a good guy

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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PICKLES

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Do u take sugar?

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Anti Joke

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