whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Anti Joke

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