What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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9/11

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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You're*

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Anti Joke

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