A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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This is my joke. funny

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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