What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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