What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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2 black kids walk into school

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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