Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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