A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Susie has Autism

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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