Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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I love you.

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fabien

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Women's Sports

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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bum sex lol

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Your Mom

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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