When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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The WNBA

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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