What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Your time.

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I am a women

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whats black and strange a paki

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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