How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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