Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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women's rights

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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womans having rights.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Anti Joke

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