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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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So does Blake

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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I like to eat people

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Penis.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Hashtag

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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