Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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