Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Brittney Spears

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Society.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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