Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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How old are you? 7

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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