Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Global Warming.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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The Big Band Theory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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