A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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9/11

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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