- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

A black man walks Into a bar.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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