- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

alert("Hello");

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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