What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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LET

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my penis

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Anti Joke

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