my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Your mom is fat

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Fine, ladies first.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Can anyone Lenin money?

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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