Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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