You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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are u black unlucky

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Fuck her

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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