what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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