Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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