What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Donkey lips

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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