What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Canada's army

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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noodles

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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