What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Obama

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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