What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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