What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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jews

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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