What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Corn Muffins

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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