Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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test

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

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