Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Video Games

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Women's rights

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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