the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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weston cage

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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