How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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