If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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