What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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