Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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tommy is retared

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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