- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A man sat on a chair

The WNBA

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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