Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Gadaffi

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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