What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Anti Joke

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