Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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4 hours later.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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ur gey

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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