What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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