Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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yeah..

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Anti Joke

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