Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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