How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Woman's rights

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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obama

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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