Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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