If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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