how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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