Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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knock knock who's there no one

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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