what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Women's rights

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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