- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A black man walks into a book store.

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

poop.........

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...