how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats9+10 19

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Homo say what?

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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