Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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