Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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