Bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Dwarf Shortage

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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your mum

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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