- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Women's rights

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

How are you? Yes

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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