Penis

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Your mom

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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the real mccoy

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Where are you going Your house

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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