When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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THE GAME

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Cancer

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Obamacare

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Anti Joke

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