why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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I ponder

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Neither have I

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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This joke isnt funny.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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