My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Knock, Knock ...

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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