cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Chayton

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Me Neither.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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