Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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