Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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