what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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