What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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