knock knock come in !

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like if your cool

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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BIG MAC'S

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Im gay What about you

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Anti Joke

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