what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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