Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How would you rule?

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Once upon a time.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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whats better than 24................. 25

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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