What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Anti Joke

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