Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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I enjoy anal.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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This is not a joke.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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