What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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pussy enough said

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Jimmy Saville

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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