What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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