My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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guess what chicken butt

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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