Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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