Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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