How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Gay Rights

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Women's rights

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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