Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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