I think everybody should have a penis.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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That's what SHE said!

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GONNA

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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