Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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My mom's dead

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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