What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Hello

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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a man was shot.... he died

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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