Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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