Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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