A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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