Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Anti Joke

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