Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Garry Glitters on here

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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My tractor broke down.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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