How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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were you expecting a joke

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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sfdg

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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