What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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hey.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Anti Joke

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