- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Christians pornstars.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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