A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Anti Joke

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