Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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womens rights

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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here kitty kitty

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

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