why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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