Child Prostitution.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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