Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Wright flyer

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Womens Sports

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What the hell are you doing?

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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OOOOPPS /

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gabbi nunez ;)

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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