Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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sfdg

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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