Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Heartlight

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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obama leadership

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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