100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Apple juice.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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