whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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