What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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