how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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The WNBA

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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