Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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