Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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