What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Anti Joke

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