Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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