- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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