Robin, get in the car.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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W.N.B.A.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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