where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Anti Joke

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