Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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