man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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