Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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what color is blue? green

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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