Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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black people. that is all...

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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