Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Read a Book.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's just not right? Left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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