- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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