- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

This is a joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Woman's Rights.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

The Bible

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Wolf Pussy

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Women"s Rights

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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