What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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save water shower with friends

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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hi dave

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Anti Joke

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