Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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2 + 2 = fish

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Yock

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