whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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