A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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ure mama's so fat

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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The BCS

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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