What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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were at work systems r down

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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You suck big fat slobber

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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