why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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test

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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you just read an anti-joke

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Kevin and Ramin

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