Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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