Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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