2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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