Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Well, this is fun.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Anti Joke

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