Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Chuck Norris.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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