Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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