A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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kiss me?

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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