Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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destiny

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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A man walks into a bar

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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