- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Knock knock whos there punctuation

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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