Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Anti Joke

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