a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Women's sports

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Knock knock. Racism.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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