So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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