pobody's nerfect

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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KOOKABURRA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Hi Shelby!!

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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