Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Do the roar!

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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