Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Women's Rights

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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hi patrick

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Gabe Mercado

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Ted Haggard.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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