Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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derp

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Womens rights.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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The 80's

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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hi

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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