How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Do u take sugar?

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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lol

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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