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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Mooses

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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all the kids had fun

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Replacement Referees

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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poop nuff said

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Anti Joke

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