Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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The MLS

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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eden stop

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big and white?

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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One time i was sitting down

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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