Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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George W. Bush

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Womens rights.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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