what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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retard

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Joesph Triphook.

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mental kid

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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