What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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drake

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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kiss me?

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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