Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Freedom of Speech

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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