what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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