what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Go away still nothing to see

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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