josh roberts got the d in geog

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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have safe sex

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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womens rights

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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