What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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