why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Anti Joke

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