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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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