I can count to potato.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Justin

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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anal seepage

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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