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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A blind man walks into a bar

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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