What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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