A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Yes.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Black people

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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im black

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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