- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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