How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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the bible

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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A man buys free health care...

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Neil Lewis

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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I Have a Black Friend

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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