Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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