What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What time is it? 10:58

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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