- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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