- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

donald................duck for president

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

what do u call a black person by his name

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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