- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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