why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

woman's rights

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What looks like a dick? A penis

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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