What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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