Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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HTML

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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The WNBA

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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