Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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