Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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cancer

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Mike tyson

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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2 Penises

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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