"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Water? I hardly know her.

So a seal walks into a club..

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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