Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

22

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

the love boat

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Lil Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops