I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Comedy.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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whats a dick a dick

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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