Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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test

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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