What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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