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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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