what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Who invented apple? God

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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