Praise Paisley

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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s e m e n

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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the real mccoy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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