whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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