I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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knock knock

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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