Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Women's rights

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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