Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Mrs. Welsh

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Penisland

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Women.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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