- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

purple pickles

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

I have aids

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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