How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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