A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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boobs

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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oh hai

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Lil Wayne

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Black People.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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