What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Anti Joke

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