Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's the difference between a duck

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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