Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Garry Glitters on here

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Comedy.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Myspace

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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