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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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beiber i straight

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whats gay ? you

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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