My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Cripples are lame.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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