there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Women's rights.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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