Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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