A joke

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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WHAT????

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i was molested.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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