whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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