your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Ben is gay

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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