space is fun

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Women's rights

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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SEX

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Indeed.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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I <3 Hitler

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

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