Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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