did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Latvia isn't a joke

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Left. That one direction...

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Skrillex.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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