Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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