- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

How would you rule?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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