A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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