Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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