When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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sharks

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Anti Joke

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