- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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