Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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