A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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9/11/2001

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A woman's opinion

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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