Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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A man walks into a vagina

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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You.

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