What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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mark lawson likes boys

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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