There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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retard

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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