where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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civil rights

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Once upon a cross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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10inch nice

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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