Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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The WNBA.

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