Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's circular and round A circle

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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