- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

women rights

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Please don't shoot me

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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