Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Anti Joke

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