- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

I like your hair

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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