How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Daniel is a fag

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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