Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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more like nig!

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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