how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Anti Joke

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