Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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hey

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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