you will like this because i am black.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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