what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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