What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Derp

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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