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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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