What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Jayden Eccles

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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