where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Leave her alone...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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penisface

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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