Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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