Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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who farted i did :]

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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