How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's one plus one? two.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Anti Joke

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