A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Will you marry me?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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