we all know sammi has a penis

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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