roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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