3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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