Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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2 black kids walk into school

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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