Penis in a box.

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Why did I get raped

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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