Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Women's rights.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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