What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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