- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

black people

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Catholicism.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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