Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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a Jew had a small nose

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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