Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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How old are you? 20

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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jokes r dumb

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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