- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Caramel Boing.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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