What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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WNBA

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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