You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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can you pass the soap?

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Anti Joke

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