whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Black people

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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heat!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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cancer

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A women in the kitchen.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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