Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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