Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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acualy is dolan

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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KKK

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Chuck Norris.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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