Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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pauls tuck

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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honest politician

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Michael Brown

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Roses are flowers.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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The white guy did it!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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The Female Orgasm

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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