Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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The Detroit Lions

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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what happens every day? People die

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