what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Okay, one second.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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