A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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guess what what? nothing.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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