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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A baby seal walks into a club.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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