- Anti Joke

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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