- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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