Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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