Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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