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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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