What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Anti Joke

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