How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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