A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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i like men but im not gay

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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