- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Yo mama is so fat she died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

19th amendment

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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