A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What's half of 8? o

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

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