How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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FIONN'S LIFE

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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10inch nice

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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come along children

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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