We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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You.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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