What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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