If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Okay, one second.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Your mom.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Gun Control

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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