Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Republicans

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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