a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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