- Anti Joke

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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