Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -9

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -15

My butt!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

thumb_up thumb_down

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

thumb_up thumb_down

The Blonde walked into a wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

i like pie.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops