They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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