why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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