A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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