Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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