Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Face Hunter is scum

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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