Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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bacon

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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