Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Nicolas Cage

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Pineapple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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