jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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