Sam Hengal.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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