what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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I can't think of a joke!

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