What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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since when?

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butt sex

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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what's up? my penis.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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9/11

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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