Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Ehh

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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