did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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123 f*ck off

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I pooped.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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