knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Your adopted.....

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Malachai.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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outside your comfort zone

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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