Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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