Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Bake until golden at 375

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Your mom went to college

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America

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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NASCAR

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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