why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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And you honored it I see :P

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what do u call a black person by his name

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Girls Basketball.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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