What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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mark is life

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I like your hair

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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