Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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lololololololololol

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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