Today is March 22.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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