Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Ross.

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The Barackness Monster

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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