- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Testicles.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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