Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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so dont touch it.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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