How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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