How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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You.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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