Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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diarrhea.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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