Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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i like tits

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Butt Sex.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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