How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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heads up!

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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My friend harris is fat.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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A car walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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