- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Men, get on the boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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