Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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your mom died.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Anti Joke

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