Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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