Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Dude man, I'm high...

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Bark I'm a tree

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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