2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Hahaha

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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69.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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knock knock

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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