i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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men's rights.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Gingers.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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