It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Banana(s)

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Jayden Eccles

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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