Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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