Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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