- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

A blind man walks into a bar

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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