knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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