A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

BUT HWY?

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Womens rights

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Arrow to the Knee

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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