Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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