is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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