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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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A seal walks into a club.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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