Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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LOL May Wong

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Please? No.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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