Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Women's Rights

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Antijokes...

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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