- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Women's rights.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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