What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

This is Heading 1

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

I lost my tractor.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Stop being a centipede

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...