Matthew Wyckoff

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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poo

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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