What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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