What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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A black guy gets a job...

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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H o m o comes out as homo

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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13 =B you just learned something

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