Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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