say it ten times fast: oh

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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shut up kobe!

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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