Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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