What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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German sausage is the wurst

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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