roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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