Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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pubic lice.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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