A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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