A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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The Big Band Theory

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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whats 2+2? 1

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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