Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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j.p. is dumb

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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E= McVagina

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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