Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Badgers are cool

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