How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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give me a thumbs up

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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