A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Boobs are nasty!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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