Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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