roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Penis.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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You smell like shit

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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