What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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MICHAEL

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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world peace

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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call me maybe.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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