Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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