what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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womens rights

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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