- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What did I do last night?work

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Banana Hamock.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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