What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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