what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Poop

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Derp

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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