A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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The government

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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your mom

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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