The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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i have 2 penises

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Black People.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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