- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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