a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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