Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Women's Rights Movement

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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