Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Chris Bosh's neck

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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