What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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My love life

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

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