A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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so dont touch it.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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