The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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