Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Knock knock.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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