A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Terraria

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Woman's Rights

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Woman's rights

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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