what is 3+3= 8

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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