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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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