A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A joke

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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