What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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