What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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I'm funny.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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