Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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your mom

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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