A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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WEED!

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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