if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Obama

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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