What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Women's Soccer.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A Banana wrote this...

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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The WNBA

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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