one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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