What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Justin Bieber got laid

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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