Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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