Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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