What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Womens' rights.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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