Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Jasper sucks.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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whats long and black? a baton

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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