Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Penis

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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The Olympics

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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heads up!

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Nickelback.

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8============D PEN1S

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Womens rights

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Please Rape William Wright

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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