Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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