bitches be crafty.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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69 :)

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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