Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Albino African Americans

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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women

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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