- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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